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my mom asked me "what's your favorite fruit?"

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In the olden times, the existence of a scapegoat also implies the existence of a f*ckgoat

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In a church a couple of people were praying

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My wife kept telling me that the brakes on the car needs to get fixed.

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I went to mcdonal for hamburger

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My girlfriend is currently not talking to me

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My friend told me she had a dream that I called her a whore and ghosted her, I told her that’s absurd.

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So I fucked my first pussy today

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Leon's Journal, Feb 3 1847: I am sure that consuming a particular seaweed can cure my guardian of his vampirism.

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Good news is we hit the mega jackpot.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
my mom asked me "what's your favorite fruit?"	2
In the olden times, the existence of a scapegoat also implies the existence of a f*ckgoat	2
In a church a couple of people were praying	2
My wife kept telling me that the brakes on the car needs to get fixed.	2
I went to mcdonal for hamburger	2
My girlfriend is currently not talking to me	2
My friend told me she had a dream that I called her a whore and ghosted her, I told her that’s absurd.	2
So I fucked my first pussy today	2
Leon's Journal, Feb 3 1847: I am sure that consuming a particular seaweed can cure my guardian of his vampirism.	2
Good news is we hit the mega jackpot.	2